The All Food Team

 

All Food Team

Outfield: Jim Rice

Outfield: Zack Wheat

Outfield: Daryl Strawberry

First Base: Mike Lamb

Second Base: Cookie Rojas

Shortstop: Rabbit Maranville

Third Base: Pie Traynor

Catcher: Johnny Oates

DH: Chili Davis

 

Pitcher: Vinegar Bend Mizell

Pitcher: Spud Chandler

Pitcher: Bob Lemon

Pitcher: Sugar Cain

Pitcher: Goose Gossage

 

Bench

Candy Maldonado

Pepper Martin

Turkey Stearnes

Ducky Medwick

Cookie Lavagetto

Jace Fry

Jake Burger

Wally Berger

Chip Hale

Ray Oyler

Del Rice

Bobby Wine

Jake Lamb

Peanuts Lowrey

Bernie Carbo

Chet Lemon

Charlie Root

Ken Berry

 

Manager: Herman Franks

 

Honorable Mention

Rusty Staub (Le Grand Orange)

 

Clarence (Soup) Campbell

Just about everybody named Campbell had Soup as a nickname. This guy is listed in Baseball Reference as Soup.

 

 

Chicken Wolf (William Van Winkle Wolf)

A.     Why didn’t they call him Rip? And…

B.     Member of the all fairy tale team?

 

Anybody on the All Fish Team:

Mike Trout

Steve Trout

Kevin Bass

Tim Salmon

Mike Carp

Catfish Hunter

Sid Bream

Ralph Garr

Marlin Stuart

Marlin Carter

Oscar Gamble

A.J. Pollock

Robbie Ray

 

Gordan Beckham (his manager, Ozzie Guillen, called him Bacon)

 

The All Colors Team

Vida also a member of the All-Phish Team

Pitcher: Vida Blue

Catcher: Dick Brown

First Base: Pete Rose

Second Base: Red Schoendienst

Third Base: Pinky Higgins

Shortstop: Andres Blanco

Left Field: Roy White

Center Field: Shawn Green

Right Field: Rusty Staub (Le Grand Orange)

Manager: Bud Black

Bench: Kurt Bevaqua, Pumpsie Green, Hank Greenberg, Whitey Lockman, Bill White (and many others), Joe Black, Jimmy Lavender, Whitey Ford, Gates Brown.

The All Cities Team

Center Field: Austin Jackson (dual member)
Left Field: Ginger Beaumont
Right Field: Reggie Jackson

Manager Dallas Green

First Base: Leon Durham
Second Base: Orlando Hudson
Third Base: Jim Davenport
Shortstop: Marty Marion
Catcher: Benito Santiago
Starting Pitcher: Reggie Cleveland
Starting Pitcher: Madison Bumgarner
Starting Pitcher: Jose Rijo
Starting Pitcher: Fred Norman
Starting Pitcher: Jose Lima
Bullpen: Al Albuquerque
Bullpen: Rawley Eastwick
Bullpen: Huston Street
Bullpen: Jeff Montgomery
Bench: Dave Philly
Bench: Wes Covington
Bench: Josh Hamilton
Bench: Daryl Boston
Bench: Mike Lowell
Bench: Carl Everett
Bench: Claudell Washington
Manager: Dallas Green

The rest: Craig Monroe, Travis Jackson, Duke Carmel, Jeff Kent, Jody Davis, Mike Redmond, Mike Lincoln, Bobby Richardson, Joe Birmingham, Josh Billings, John Garland, Mike Warren, Scott Richmond, Jose Mesa.

Notes:
Clarence Ginger Beaumont from Honey Creek, Wisconsin, was the first batter ever in the World Series. He faced Cy Young and flew out to center field.

Marion, Ohio is the birthplace of Aubrey Huff and the burial place of President Warren G. Harding.

I believe that Al Albuquerque is a made up name.

The All-Around-The-House Team

Matt Stairs, a two-way player on this team

Pitchers: Tommy John, Dennis Lamp, , Jose Mesa (Joe Table), Dick Hall
1st base: Matt Stairs
2nd base: Bobby Doerr
3rd base: Jim Davenport
Shortstop: Alan Bannister
Catcher: Joe Garagiola
Center Field: Mickey Mantle 
Right Field: Mel Hall
Left Field: Ron LeFlore
DH: Billy Butler (Maybe only members of the 1% have a Butler around the house, but even the 1% can be represented)

Bench: Johnny Bench, Phil Roof, Whitey Lockman, Paul Householder, Brent Gates, Don Lock, Kenny Lofton, Brett Gardner, Billy Gardner, Bill Plummer, Jim Greengrass, Brett Butler, Jimmie Hall, Bill Hall (Hmmm, maybe we should do the All-Hall team)
Bullpen: Bob Locker, Floyd Bannister

The All-Apparel Team

A tip of the cap to 2012 NLCS players Brandon Belt and Carlos Beltran.

A capless Cap Anson

First Base: Cap Anson
Second Base: Mike De la Hoz
Third Base: Clete Boyer
Shortstop: Larry Bowa
Left Field: Shoeless Joe Jackson
Center Field: Ty Cobb
Right Field: Carlos Beltran
Catcher: Bill Dickey
Pitching Staff: Gene Brabender, R.A. Dickey, Jim Coates, Royce Ring, James Shields.
Manager: Pants Rowland
Umpire: Jocko Conlan (did play briefly in the ML)

The Bench: 
Harry "The Hat" Walker (Maybe he should start. After all, his nickname is The Hat)
Paul Schall
Rick Schu
Brandon Belt
Jeff Blauser (Bermanism alert!)
Boots Day (dual membership on the All-Calendar Team, with Rick Monday, et. al)
Spike Owen
Josh Booty (dual membership on the All-Anatomy Team)
Jay Hook
Scott Hatteberg

The Obscure

Jesse Buckles
Buttons Briggs
Don Hood
Clyde Hatter
John Cuff

The All Anatomy Team

Tony Armas - The Quintessential All-Anatomy 
Team Player - toe, knee, arm, ass

Pitching Staff:  Bill Hands, Jim Palmer, Elroy Face, 
Doug Fister, Rollie Fingers, Chien Ming Wang, Don Gullett
Catcher:  Barry Foote
First Base: Bryan LaHair
Second Base: Johnny Temple
Third Base: Jim Ray Hart
Shortstop: Garry Templeton
Left Field: Bob Skinner
Right Field: Heinie Manush
Center Field: Tony Armas
Manager: Joe Altobelli

Reserves: Bret Butler, Jim Bottomley, Jimmy Bloodworth, Ted Beard, Ed Armbrister, George Armstrong, Dave Brain, Walt "No-Neck" Williams, Pinky Higgins, Jack Boyle, Jerry Hairston, Scott Hairston, Dean Palmer, Rafael Palmeiro, Tony Armas Jr.,