The All-Around-The-House Team

Matt Stairs, a two-way player on this team

Pitchers: Tommy John, Dennis Lamp, , Jose Mesa (Joe Table), Dick Hall
1st base: Matt Stairs
2nd base: Bobby Doerr
3rd base: Jim Davenport
Shortstop: Alan Bannister
Catcher: Joe Garagiola
Center Field: Mickey Mantle 
Right Field: Mel Hall
Left Field: Ron LeFlore
DH: Billy Butler (Maybe only members of the 1% have a Butler around the house, but even the 1% can be represented)

Bench: Johnny Bench, Phil Roof, Whitey Lockman, Paul Householder, Brent Gates, Don Lock, Kenny Lofton, Brett Gardner, Billy Gardner, Bill Plummer, Jim Greengrass, Brett Butler, Jimmie Hall, Bill Hall (Hmmm, maybe we should do the All-Hall team)
Bullpen: Bob Locker, Floyd Bannister